He would have put her in a manger, but he couldn't get her legs to shut...

A man in Rhode Island ditched his 8-foot inflatable Frosty the Snowman -- which appeared to be engaged in lewd behavior with its carrot nose -- to do this on his front lawn:



Man Creates Paris Hilton Christmas Shrine

For Easter, he's planning emaciated starlet Nicole Richie nailed to a cross.